I’m gonna swear more in 2013.
I’m going to eat more, exercise less, and simply roll myself wherever I need to go.
I’m going to make
darn damn sure my rights under the Berner Convention are protected.
I will park myself on the couch and watch every second of every episode of The Bachelor.
I will “clean up” my friend list, whatever that means.
I want to find a few more celebrities to slavishly follow and always be the FIRST to know what they’re up to.
I’m gonna git me some guns, to protect myself from the government, which I hate hate hate. (Although I love love love my country!)
I will tweet. A lot.
I vow to always find the closest parking space.
I’m going to bark more, and wag less.
Sometime during the year, I might take my tongue out of my cheek. I might.
I’m planning to make some extra money by becoming an e-mail marketer. Send me your address and I’ll add it to my lists!