Fellow fools, rejoice!
Finally, the federal government has declared that today, April Fools’ Day, is a national holiday.
That means no school today. Most people don’t have to go to work. Banks are closed, as is the stock market. The U.S. Postal Service won’t deliver mail today.
Word has it that hospitals across the country are preparing for a surge in childbirths in about nine months. Many people celebrated the holiday by going to church this morning.
The April Fools’ Day holiday declaration is only for this year; I guess they’re going to see how it works out and consider whether to do it again next year.
Enjoy the holiday!